COW LIVER≠DELICIOUS

This week was good!! So ya on Tuesday I got to lunch and it looked like she had made Lomo Saltado which is a normal plate here with cut up beef, peppers, onions, tomatoes, and rice. I was starting and I LOVE Lomo Saltado so I just started inhaling it. Once I was like 1/3 of the way done, when I started to slow down a little bit, I started to actually taste the food and something was wrong. I ate a little piece of the meat and in my head I was like yo that is not beef. I ate more until I was like halfway done and then I had to ask the pensionista what it was. She looked at her mother in law and said, "do we tell him?" Then they told me it's liver. I did not like it. It was like eating gum but it also had like that gross grainy texture like in throw up. Not a fan. Then as we were leaving a freaking bird pooped on my suit jacket. It was the cherry on top. Anyways some cool stuff goin on with our boy Mauricio. So I baptized him a few weeks ago and when he got baptized he said...